if you burn down my school, there’s a bigger chance for you to get a solo promo
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An italian, Frenchman, and American were gathered in a bar “last night i made love to my wife four times” the Frenchman brags “and this morning she couldn’t stop telling me how much she adored me”, “last night i made love to my wife six times” the italian replies ” and today she said she could never love another man” The American remained silent, and the Frenchman smugly asks “how many times did you make love to your wife last night?” “Once” says the American “only once?” the italian snorts arrongantly ‘And what did she say to you this morning?” “don’t stop”
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ON FACE BOOK I POSTED A PICTURE OF BROKC AS m y profile picture
and somOEM one commented
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